Va-t-en, on ne veut pas de toi !

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défilé Louis Vuitton printemps-été 2010

On le sait, la mode n’est qu’un éternel recommencement.

Mais parfois, on aimerait que certaines choses ne recommencent jamais.

Comme cette “chose” que l’on devine sur le mannequin du défilé Vuitton.

D’ailleurs, je vais rédiger ce post sans écrire le mot interdit.

Le *bip* selon Marc by Marc Jacobs. Il vous plaît ?

Le mot se reconnaîtra.

Nous qui t’avons connu dans les années 90, nous qui t’avons adopté parfois (j’avoue, je t’ai aimé en cuir bleu marine avec fermeture éclair dorée… Zeus, quand j’y pense !), nous qui te croisons encore, en toile nylon, pendouiller au bout de maigres lanières de cuir sur des épaules sans style, nous qui t’observons chaque jour sur les dos courbés d’ados, nous qui te voyons abîmer un costard-cravate fatigué, nous qui te maudissons porté à l’envers sur un ventre de geek, nous te disons : s’il te plaît, va-t-en, nous ne voulons plus de toi.

Certes, tu nous soulagerais du poids de notre MacBook porté à bout de bras. Tu nous empêcherais les cervicalgies causées par le port de sacs trop lourds sur la même épaule depuis 20 ans. Tu nous éviterais les séances de kiné et les antalgiques ! Et encore… tes lanières 2010 sont si fines qu’on ne peut que les imaginer nous scier le dos.

N’insiste pas.

Même si nous allons commencer à te voir partout (chez Vuitton, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Lanvin…), notre fibre de fashionista restera de marbre. Tu es trop laid. Tu t’imagines sur nos petites robes Liberty ou nos top en dentelle ? Nous, non !

Attends une minute, nous t’accordons une chance : ta version en vraie toile de coton. Idéale pour barouder sur les chemins de campagne ou les routes d’Inde, de Thailande, de Bali… Le trip backpackers, quoi ! Toi, joli Bensimon, tu irais très bien avec notre futur short en toile liberty et notre  veste kaki :


Le joli "bip" Bensimon

Les autres, ceux qui n’ont rien pour être sauvés, ouste, du balai !

Tiens, et puis tant que tu y es, emmène avec toi ta copine, la banane !


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Gayette

ah ah ah je me cache derrière mon bureau pour rigoler le plus discrètement possible ……


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    modeperso

    Tant mieux ! Mais j’espère que tu ne caches pas une “banane” sous ton bureau. Attention, je vois tout !


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Lucile

La banane mais quelle horreur j’avais oublié ce monstre hideux ! c’est vrai que le bensimon est très joli et ça m’ennuie beaucoup….


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    modeperso

    Ça tombe bien : j’ai donné mon feu vert sur le Bensimon !!-)


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linda

tu as raison c si laid or mi le bensimon pr se la jouer lé baroudeuz vetu de kaki a la rigueur, koi ke…..;)


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    modeperso

    Bien sûr… à éviter avec une veste de smoking !


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TheC'sTouch

Je partage complètement le fait que les deux photos qui montrent ce que nous devons refuser soient siglées LouisVuitton. Après le sac poubelle revisité, le “bip” et la banane … ou comment se permettre tout et n’importe quoi sous prétexte que ce soit siglé LV. Les quelques images vues concernant cette maison m’inspire plus l’impression d’un foutage de G – – – – E en bonne et due forme. La créativité a peut-être bon dos, cela dit je ne courberai pas l’échine.


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modeperso

D’ailleurs, j’ai très mal au dos depuis ce matin. Une vengeance du “bip” masqué ?


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La Femme coupée en deux

La banane… mon ancien chef en portait une autour de la taille (et se croyait de la hype, le con…)


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modeperso

J’espère que tu l’as viré !


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dahoé

non mais, outre la mocheté intrinsèque du bip, le problème réside aussi dans l’impossibilité de le porter d’une façon élégante…un bip porté à la saignée du coude ça n’existe pas, par exemple…
me trompe-je ?


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    modeperso

    Et pas non plus en bandoulière à moins de vouloir ressembler à une geekette !


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Berliner

je crois pouvoir affirmer sans me tromper que le bip et la banane ne passeront pas par moi, même pas version Bensimon !
ce qui est bien quand on “grandit”, c’est qu’on ne fonce plus tête baissée sur le moindre retour de tendance à la *** 😉


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    modeperso

    Parfois, il en faut du temps (et de la sagesse) pour ne pas tomber dans le panneau ! Le pire, c’est que notre œil s’habitue : qui aurait parié sur le retour du caleçon (rebaptisé leggings pour mieux faire passer la “chose”) ?


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contemporaine

Je partage l’avis de Dahoé, impossible de le porter avec élégance. Mais comme tu le fais remarquer modeperso, si on lui attribue sa finalité première sur nos routes de vacance, ça peut passer pour moi…. En ville, j’ai refusé dans les 90 et je maintiens le boycotte.


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modeperso

Tiens bon, chère Contemporaine !


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Libelul

LOL. Oui la banane quelle horreur !! et comment il s’appelait ce sac un peu bateau dans les années 90.
Allez dit les BIP je cherche depuis le début de ton post 😉


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modeperso

Ne compte pas sur moi pour lâcher le mot. D’ailleurs, j’ai toujours gagné au “ni oui ni non” !-)


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deAnneàZèbre

J’allais écrire un article sur le retour de la banane et du sabot… mais mon dieu le sac à dos je n’y aurais pas pensé!!! Diantre mais où s’arrêteront-ils????


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    modeperso

    J’avoue, Anne, j’adore les sabots depuis toujours !


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CeciliJolie

effectivement la mode est un éternel recommencement mais il ne faut pas exagérer non plus !!
p’t’etre qu’ils vont faire comme avec le caleçon devenu legging… le BIP va se transformer en ?? pour mieux nous surprendre !! mais non !! vraiment non !!!! le BIP et la banane ne passeront (plus) par moi 😉


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modeperso

Par moi non plus. C’est mon dernier mot.


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Schéhérazade

Merci pour ce fou rire que tu viens de provoquer ! Moi aussi j’ai eu un joli bip en cuir rouge mais bip tout de même !!!


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Anna

Ben moi c’est pas le *bip* qui me choque le plus, c’est la robe sac poubelle (et doit-on vraiment parler du cycliste…)MJ avait d’ailleurs sorti un sac sac-poubelle non ? Je trouve que cette pseudo réflexion sur la mode est d’un grand cynisme et irrespect pour la clientèle.


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    mode-personnel

    Mmmm…le cycliste porté avec un t-shirt court !!


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